Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
