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(413): View more from Massachusetts

his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that

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(216): View more from Ohio

In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament

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(209): View more from California

Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.

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(970): View more from Colorado

He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...

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(586): View more from Michigan

Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.

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(801): View more from Utah

Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.

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