Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
We smell like vodka and hangover
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