There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.