it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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