I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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