I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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