It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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