She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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