I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
