I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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