things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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