If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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