Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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