Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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