you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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