Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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