don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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