You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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