Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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