She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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