that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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