I don't remember. Are we still dating?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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