what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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