i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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