garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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