You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
is wine microwaveable?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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