This gyro tastes like lonliness
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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