yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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