Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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