It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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