My nipple is on Facebook.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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