Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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