check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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