Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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