They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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