dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He's on the porch naked. Help.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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