god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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