I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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