Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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