And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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