I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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