I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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