Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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