We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
now i know why i became what i already was.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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