so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
