I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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