I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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