Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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