My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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