I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I miss vodka workout Fridays
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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