Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
love makes seman taste better
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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