so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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